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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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“Screw writing “strong” women. Write interesting women. Write well-rounded women. Write complicated women. Write a woman who kicks ass, write a woman who cowers in a corner. Write a woman who’s desperate for a husband. Write a woman who doesn’t need a man. Write women who cry, women who rant, women who are shy, women who don’t take no shit, women who need validation and women who don’t care what anybody thinks. THEY ARE ALL OKAY, and all those things could exist in THE SAME WOMAN. Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people. So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong. Write characters who are people.” – Lori

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foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

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mylifeasaserver:

Gave my notice at the retail job this morning. I was called by the other place and hired for…you guessed it…a cashier position.

Picture me. Looking great in my company-mandated pants. Looking bored out of my skull because…well…I’m bored to the point of plotting wedgies to annoying customers. It’s…

YES. AMAZING.

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  • Me: i don't wanna go to work
  • Mom: but think of the money
  • Me: it's not worth the money
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redbandsocietyfans:

"Can you ever just give it a rest?"

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT HE IS ON THIS SHOW. HOLY CRAP.

redbandsocietyfans:

"Can you ever just give it a rest?"

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT HE IS ON THIS SHOW. HOLY CRAP.

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This joins the list of “best first dances” this show has ever seen.

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valchmerkovskiy:

Val and Janel - Jive - DWTS 19 (Premiere)

Sevens. How. HOW.

This deserved 8’s across the board AND THE JUDGES KNOW IT.

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Alfonso Ribeiro just ~slaughtered DWTS

yung-kitsch:

Got the competition shook

YES YES YES.

He and Sadie Robertson are (by FAR) the strongest competitors straight out of the gate. Followed very closely by Janel and Jonathan…and then Lea and Bethany.

(Source: lamb-choppa)

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